I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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