It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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