I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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