how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
