Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
It's just like the Real World with babies
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize