Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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