I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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