He is such a slut. More and more my type.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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