i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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