So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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