I'm lost and stupid without you.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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