Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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