Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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