We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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