"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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