omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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