I must be too annoying 4 u.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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