therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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