You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
me + whiskey = a bad person
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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