Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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