New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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