rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
i've created a new STD.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.