my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
this boner is exhausting
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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