I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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