Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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