Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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