i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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