Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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