a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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