Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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