Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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