I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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