Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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