idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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