I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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