Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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