hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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