i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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