so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
i've created a new STD.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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