i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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