so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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