I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Just puked most of my soul out..
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