I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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