I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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