I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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