The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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