How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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