4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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