Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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