when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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