Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just had sex on a roof
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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