He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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