ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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