trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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