apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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