just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize