I didn't shave. On purpose
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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